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55.1 hrs last two weeks / 1,640.3 hrs on record (574.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Jun, 2019 @ 10:53pm

CS:GO Review
So here's my review of the game..

CANCER STRIKE: GLOBAL OFFENDED

Plot: You're on a side of humanity set upon committing crimes in the name of good? Who knows, you're just as bad as the other team because you're set to kill another twelvie who somehow only just picked this game up after it being 7 years old. Nevertheless you will learn a thing or two because these random mic spammers set your pr0n desires into action because you're constantly wanting to f**k some child's day because of your sad realisation that you chose the wrong game to play and hence wanting to blow a fat whole in someone's head.

Pros: You kill people

Cons: You die from twelvies who teabag you.

Overall thoughts: Amazing game and would highly recommend to the psychopath thats inside every emotionally unstable individual who is likely to lose their mind over some stupid videogame. So, Yes. This game is a one stop shop for your daily dose of anger inducing, cancer injection and just plain retar**ded-ness that all of us enjoy.
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