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0.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Played 2 rounds and it crashed and now when I start the game it won't load... what a great experience!
Posted 21 April, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
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80.9 hrs on record (31.9 hrs at review time)
Have yet to find garry
Posted 27 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
72.4 hrs on record (71.8 hrs at review time)
Posted 27 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
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16.3 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Man is this game a game, or what? You can stop the dark forces from entering the realm, and raise a family from zygote to grave. My favorite part is when you get to swim around as a little sperm boy and eat all your brothers and sisters.
You really got to be philosophical about these type of things, this game is all about power, and who holds the power. The more power you have, the higher the chance of having glorious sex, and releasing the creamy substance from the good ole yarballes.
Posted 13 May, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Literally the greatest game ever, got to relive my favorite childhood memory.
Posted 31 July, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
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10.1 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Can commence with Hitlers amazing plan legally.
Posted 31 July, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
30.4 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
A perfect game for children with autism.
Posted 31 July, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
I made a thriving city just to create industry all around it, then i watched the morons die from the toxic gasses emitting from the factories. Only have 400 brave men left, these souless ♥♥♥♥♥ havent seen the worst of it yet. Next i will release the radioactive isopods
Posted 31 July, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
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307.3 hrs on record (264.2 hrs at review time)
Pee is stored in the balls. Balls are stored in my crotch, crotch is stored in my abdomen, abdomen is stored in my chest. chest is stored in my torso. torso is stored in my body. body is stored in the world. world is stored in the universe. universe is stored in the cosmos. My piss is the universe.
Posted 31 July, 2018.
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1.6 hrs on record
A shadow over another gonad is eagerly self-actualized. Most people believe that the impresario behind a curse sells the nefarious cream puff to a clodhopper, but they need to remember how hardly a surly hand flies into a rage. Unlike so many debutantes who have made their strawberry-blonde toothache abhorrent to us, starlets remain lowly. Nimbo, the friend of Jespera and Harpo Marx, panics with an impresario.
Posted 31 July, 2018.
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