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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4,953.8 hrs on record (3,330.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Feb, 2014 @ 11:28am
Updated: 24 Nov, 2016 @ 12:34am

*EDIT: I've played this game for a couple more thousand hours and have managed to climb my way through the trench and it's safe to say people never change. Now I get to play with high-pro level players who still have the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trench attitude and instalock cores, and go into the iron talon + woods whenever there core gets taken. GG VOLVO*

*EDIT 2: I'm pretty sure Arteezy is 100% the cause of all this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ toxicity. Everytime someone dies they say "GG END MID" and use mic to do the stupid "arteezy chuckle" because lel i jerk off to rtz strm l8 at niGht WHen My PArentZ R AsleEPLel Look Atm me BAd MusizZ BarBIe Rage xD Gg Teem So SBSayed LMNfao Who caRES*

This game is absolutely the worst experience I've ever had to sit through for a multitude of slow-paced hours. Never in my life have I had to put up with so many mexicans, russians, french, Iroquoians and africans who refuse to play on their local servers and play on US West. After politely asking foreigners to speak english while on US West servers, they respond with reports, death threats and various other verbal abuses. This game has also taught me many skills in terms of raging. Never in my life have I been able to creatively use 14 swear words in 1 sentence, all because of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Riki throwing an hour and a half match by building assault cuirrass and wondering around into an enemy team.

If all this game is a great game to play if you struggle with pride issues. The game's brilliant matchmaking will take 8 minutes to help you get paired up with players clearly above your league, just for the sake of getting you raped in every possible area (many you never even knew existed). Additionally, the 8 minute matchmaking system will also pair you with downies, russians, autists and Josh Elliot, who will all most likely blame their 20 minute loss on you. Oh, also before I forget, there is a lack of a surrender button so you if things go tits up for your team, ♥♥♥♥ you, you have to sit through an hour of watching the entire enemy team snowball, and if they want to prolong the game by not pushing when they can, ♥♥♥♥ you, you have to sit through it. Of course, there is a way to skip this, and that is by abandoning. After abandoning a match, you will play in a low priority pool for X amount of games. The low priority pool is where you will finally get a chance to play with fellow American players who speak your language as they are too, people just like you who rage quit a match after hearing "Chinga tu madre" dozens of times thanks to the addition of high quality voice chat. With all these factors of the game, it is bound to lower anyone's self esteem and realize that they are nothing without their team mates and they are forced to make friends if they are to win a game.

Overall, I give this game an 8/8 m8 a must buy

Great if you want to learn different languages, lower your self esteem, suffer from anger issues and screw your life over. I love it
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4 Comments
Igor Bogdanoff 21 Apr, 2020 @ 6:13pm 
nice essay
SuperFlaminninja 22 Nov, 2015 @ 10:08pm 
Well Said
Danger From Dagger Falls 1 Mar, 2014 @ 6:54pm 
Lols so true they need to stop matching people up from different countrys
LolMaster 25 Feb, 2014 @ 1:50pm 
Who needs English class?
Agreed there!