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ACH, DAS KANN JETZT DOCH NICHT DEIN ERNST SEIN! Because of YOU I do not have a high TF2 level and because of THAT I will never have a chance with any woman in this world. I hate you and you stupid dog pfp. It smells Kacke. Just like you! Yeah, did that sting? You smell like POOPOO and rusty nails! And you the nerve to say "why so serious"?? Bro, screw you! I hope that your internet will crash before you can finish your TF2 contract and have to do all over again. Yes, I am this angry that I wish that upon you. You have done this to yourself.

You are have a stupid, a maggot and a BAAAKA!!

(I want to apologize for my terrible english)

why so serious?

pbmmm pch-uycht, pch-uycht, pch-uycht, pm pm pmm, pch-uycht, pbmmm, pch-uycht, pch-uycht, pch-uycht, pm pm pmm, puh-kh, pbmmm, pch-uycht, pch-uycht, pch-uycht, pm pm pmm, pch-uycht pm, pch-uycht pm, pm, why so serious? pmmm buga-duga, buga-duga, buga-duga, pm, GYE, pukutuka, pf pm, kuh, pmmm buga-duga, buga-duga, buga-duga, pm, GYE, pukutuka, pf pm, pmmm buga-duga, buga-duga, buga-duga, pm, GYE, pukutuka, pf pm, pmsh, pmsh, pmsh, pmsh why so serious? brrm HNH-HUH-HN-HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH, brrm, HNH-HUH-HN-HUHUHUHUHUH-, deep breath, prrm prrm prrm, HNH-HUH-HN-HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH, prrm, pesht pesht, prrm, pesht pesht, pesht, pesht pesht, HUHUHUHUHUHUH, prm pesht pesht, prm prm prrrm, HUHUHUHUHUHUH, prm pesht pesht, prm prm prrrm, HUHUHUHUHUHUH, prm pesht pesht, pesht, pshrrrm pesht pesht pshrrrm pesht why so serious? schtrtrtreesh!! pshew.!

Man, we had a deal. I paid you one unique weapon (unique Pain Train) to pocket me while I was playing the competetive subclass Spycrab to dominate the enemy team and capture the enemy intelligence so I could win, get my XP, level up and flex with my high TF2 level to attract every woman in this world, but noooooooooooooooo you decided to go heal for a tiny bit the unusual Soldier (of COURSE you would, you fungus. What did I even expect...) and jinxed everything up EVEN THOUGH WE HAD A DEAL TO POCKET ME THE ENTIRE MATCH. YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT EVEN LOOKED AT OUR OTHER TEAMMATES. How COULD you, man?? How COULD you?! You know what? Touhou isn't real and neither am I. Yeah, I hope this sentence makes you sad and depressed! Last, but not least, I hope that you will have a sleep paralysis today where a 79 tiny desk Engineers dance on your sheet and suddenly explode.

GGs, bro, but why did you scam me like that though.

(sorry für schlechts Englisch)
(real)

have a good spooky month brother :>