Errungenschaftsfortschritt von Spy149 in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 17:32 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 18:15 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 17:24 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 13:24 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 18:25 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 19:27 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 13:37 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 20:32 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 12:03 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 17:23 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 19:06 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 21:56 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 5. März 2017 um 18:09 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 9:54 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 20:15 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Am 13. Juni 2019 um 13:01 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 12:14 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 11:04 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 15:07 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 18:49 freigeschaltet

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Am 13. Juni 2019 um 14:36 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 17:14 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Am 3. März 2017 um 20:56 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 20:46 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 3. März 2017 um 21:20 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 3. März 2017 um 20:07 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 14:28 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 17:27 freigeschaltet

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Am 7. Apr. 2017 um 15:50 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 2. März 2017 um 15:48 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 15:13 freigeschaltet

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Am 21. Okt. 2024 um 8:23 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 18:02 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 17:24 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 11:45 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 13:47 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Am 7. Apr. 2017 um 15:38 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 18:34 freigeschaltet

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 2. März 2017 um 16:55 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 21. Okt. 2024 um 3:31 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 17:29 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 19:41 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Am 23. Okt. 2024 um 11:02 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 17:17 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 18:43 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 13:36 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 20. Feb. 2017 um 19:44 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 15:18 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 29. Sep. 2024 um 12:50 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 14:38 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 12:53 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Am 29. Sep. 2024 um 16:26 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 14:00 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 14:47 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 11. Okt. 2024 um 9:40 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 21:58 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 22. Feb. 2017 um 12:53 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 21. Feb. 2017 um 10:56 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

26 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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