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Succès remportés : 58 sur 89 (65%)
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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 17h32

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 18h15

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 17h24

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 13h24

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 18h25

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 19h27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 13h37

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 20h32

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 12h03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 17h23

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 19h06

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 21h56

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Débloqué le 5 mars 2017 à 18h09

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 9h54

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 20h15

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Débloqué le 13 juin 2019 à 13h01

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 12h14

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 11h04

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 15h07

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 18h49

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Débloqué le 13 juin 2019 à 14h36

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 17h14

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Débloqué le 3 mars 2017 à 20h56

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 20h46

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Débloqué le 3 mars 2017 à 21h20

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Débloqué le 3 mars 2017 à 20h07

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 14h28

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 17h27

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Débloqué le 7 avr. 2017 à 15h50

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2017 à 15h48

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 15h13

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Débloqué le 21 oct. 2024 à 8h23

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 18h02

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 17h24

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 11h45

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 13h47

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Débloqué le 7 avr. 2017 à 15h38

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 18h34

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Débloqué le 2 mars 2017 à 16h55

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Débloqué le 21 oct. 2024 à 3h31

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 17h29

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 19h41

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Débloqué le 23 oct. 2024 à 11h02

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 17h17

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 18h43

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 13h36

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Débloqué le 20 févr. 2017 à 19h44

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 15h18

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Débloqué le 29 sept. 2024 à 12h50

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 14h38

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 12h53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Débloqué le 29 sept. 2024 à 16h26

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 14h00

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 14h47

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Débloqué le 11 oct. 2024 à 9h40

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 21h58

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Débloqué le 22 févr. 2017 à 12h53

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Débloqué le 21 févr. 2017 à 10h56



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
26 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
0 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+10

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