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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 319.8 hrs on record (100.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:37am
Updated: 3 Oct, 2020 @ 2:38am

Do you want to build an entire army of emotionless, fearless, fanatically devoted Naginata wielding monks from the Northern end of Feudal Japan? Do you want to put into battle no less than 8 regiments of archers that are dirt cheap but have about 250 men in them each? Do you like answering "You and what Army" with a charge of around a thousand screaming, red-armor clad psychopaths with bows, naginata and katanas out of the woods that ol' boss didn't quite see there?

Do you like the feeling of spending maybe a half an hour on a game to get yourself started, only to have passed 7 consecutive hours without blinking or getting up to pee?
Do you crave the feeling that playing a game could take centuries of your life if you could just finish that one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tech branch that you need to unlock fire arrows because you'll be damned if you lose one more trading route to that stupid boat spamming prick across the map?

Then look no further than Total War: SHOGUN 2! Now complete with the "Oh Jesus you could actually regress their technology?" and "AHAHAHA GATLING GUNS DO WHAT?" Expansions!
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