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Posted: 13 Dec, 2016 @ 9:32am
Updated: 21 Nov, 2018 @ 1:20pm

CS:GO Review
CS:GO;
The game where you meet a lot of diverse Russians, Turks and other Eastern type countries. Many of which have some kind of mental illness.
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CS:GO provides you with:
1. Insults towards your parents.(especially your mother)
2. Calling you a noob because you forgot how to shoot.
3. Being called a hacker because you got an ace with your p90
4. Get teamkilled because you accidently shot a Ruskie
5. Get instant access you the newest hacker teammates/enemies OR software.
6. Total riped-off skins, (I mean who pays more than £100 for a virtual knife?)
7. Absolutaley ZERO necessary updates such as fixing bugs/glitches
8. Totally useless updates, such as the glove update -_-
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But to conclude:
CS:GO is a diverse and semi-realistic game, where players can experience the "tactical combat" that is being directed by 4-10 year olds as well as screamed "cyka blyat" or "idi nahui" (spelt it wrong probs).
But CS:GO has it pros:
1. Active community *mostly of which is Russian)
2. Good graphics, and not GPU/CPU intensive
3. Constant updates
4. Workshop maps, guns etc.
5. The most important of all, some actually decent players, which take up only 3% of the whole community (as most are griefer kids, Ruskies or other dumb human beings.)

But to be serious, CS:GO is a good game. It's fun to play, yet sometimes it gets frustrating especially when a boi kills you with you only being able to see their forehead. If it where possible i would give it a solid 8.5/10 as said before, because of cheaters/griefers, that ruin the game, squeakers, or people that don't know how to use their mic.
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