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Bobby: Slow down.
Rev. Jim: What... does... an... amber... light... mean?
Bobby: Slow down.
Rev. Jim: What.... does.... an.... amber.... light....
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Life. Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin the Paranoid Android
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You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that
used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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"Life is a garment we continuously alter, but which never seems to fit."
-- David McCord
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Hoffer's Discovery:
The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly
revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.
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The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
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