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14.1 hrs last two weeks / 2,697.6 hrs on record (982.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 16 Sep, 2017 @ 9:07pm
Updated: 23 Mar, 2021 @ 8:11pm

CS:GO Review
Ever hear of the concept of "fun"? Have you ever experienced the concept of "fun"? If you have either A: a ton of money to buy extra copies and sense of humour or B: an unimaginable skill at first person shooter games, then you should buy this game. If not, you will have, at most, 100 hours of fun, maybe worth the small investment, to be fair. But then the game becomes inferioratingly boring. Games either go A: you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by both the enemy team and the game's hit detection and latency (and clientside bullets) or B: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the enemy team and think you're good for one game before getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yourself and losing your self-esteem, with the cycle continuing, peppered with gems of awesome and funny moments (which happen with any game, especially multiplayer) and absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Not to mention that the game takes a good amount of practice and upkeep with practice, and even if you have all the skill in the world, luck will still bite you in the ass every few rounds, resulting in you sitting bored, watching your absolutely terrible (and also not aware that they are terrible) teammates waste all the kills you got in the round. Only play if you're not going to take it seriously AT ALL (if you take it an ounce seriously, you're screwed) or are a video game prodigy and will take it super seriously.

However, having played Dead by Daylight over lockdown, I can now say that the pain from playing CSGO is addicting, fades quickly, and otherwise pales in comparison to what I have just experienced. All the problems I listed are still present. However, at least I can't get facecamped here.
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5 Comments
aRBY 17 Sep, 2017 @ 9:27am 
Thank you for realising the point, guys.
WitherBoy13 16 Sep, 2017 @ 10:28pm 
Why is there no cringy option for review, volvo plz fix xd
WitherBoy13 16 Sep, 2017 @ 10:28pm 
il hit you up with an XD
FaZe Koopa Troopa 16 Sep, 2017 @ 10:27pm 
Almost 1000 hours on game and gives it a bad review lmao
WitherBoy13 16 Sep, 2017 @ 10:27pm 
So you left us to write this cringy af review, I see how it is then... get gud