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2.6 hrs last two weeks / 388.6 hrs on record (287.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 25 Feb, 2024 @ 6:27am
Updated: 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:49pm

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Who's a man and a half? I'm a man and a half! Berserker packin' man and a half! There's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix... with my hands! DYNAMITE! I'm cookin' with gas! I've got a handful of vertebrae and a headful of mad! Yeah, that's your spinal cord, baby! Dig it! Who's the man? I'm the man! I'm a bad man! How bad? Real bad! I'm a 12.0 on the 10.0 scale of badness! Don't need a gun... guns are for wusses! Huh? Wuzzat? Wuzzat? I like what I see! An important looking door... Knock knock. Who's there? ME! Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me cyberdemon big deal he's slim pickens rip and tear rip and tear rip and tear RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS! You are huge! That means you have huge guts! RIP AND TEAR! Ooh, here it comes! Here comes the night train! Choo choo cha' boogie! Choo choo cha... choo ch... choo cha...
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