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Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 games with the name only labeled "Nekopara" I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just play them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN PLAYING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I played the first game, I was like "Yo..what the fu*k" THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooo..."THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*king BEDROOM AND THEN I SAID "YYYOO!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just played, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP PLAYING IT, THEN GAME TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF ThEM... THOSE *****sYOOO THOSE *****S. AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE YOO ITWAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, OH MY GOD,I AINT GOING TO HEAVEN *****S, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

same

your steam profile is so much cooler than mine is lol

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