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🌋 * 🔋 * 🍧 * 📒 * 👹 * 🐟 * 👑 * 🚙 * 💛 * 🏓 * 🌏 * 🎍 * 📕 * 👔 * 🌳 * 😺
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ㅤ* Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
🌽 * 📘 * 💗 * ⛳ * 💃 * 📒 * 👽 * 💎 * 👳 * 🚗 * 📗 * 🎫 * 👃 * 🐳 * 🎈 * 🥒
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!
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