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1) Field egg group doesn't mean jack or ♥♥♥♥, there is an egg group called "human like" which obviously fits the description of a human more closely than just "mammals".

2) Vaporeon's hp stat doesn't mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, because it's defence stat is absolute GARBAGE. Umbreon is already the better choice in this regard, having 95/110 Hp and defence compared to Vaporeons 130/65.

3) In the anime, when Vaporeon uses acid armor, it turns into water. You can't ♥♥♥♥ water.

4) Water based animals don't get more wet when they're horny. Humans already sweat a ton when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you don't need to be even more wet. Plus, you still get sore even if you are wet. I don't know why you would think water would act like some sort of ♥♥♥♥ shield.

5) All of those moves listed have a ton of pitfalls associated with them. First of all, baby-doll eyes, captivate and charm all lower your attack/special attack, making you less capable of having the "rough sex" you claim vaporeon is so good at. Second, knowing a move like attract isn't special at all, as nearly every pokemon can learn attract through a TM, even genderless pokemon such as cryogonal. Thirdly, you just listed FIVE MOVES. Pokemon can only learn FOUR.

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