Degenerate gamers like me are who this was made for. When we're taking a break from gooning in our masturbatoriums, we like to Alt+Tab over into a casual Steam game as our refractory period resets to game 'til we can get back to our smutty, rubby fun. Thanks to Sex Chess, I can both have my porn and play it too.

Sex Chess is just what it sounds like: it's erotic, it's satanic, it's bloody terrific, like eating in bed. It has a (sex) dungeon-like atmosphere and style that makes it highly appealing to any fan of the macabre, dirty movies, and heavy metal, with a synthy soundtrack and even a short "story" mode. (Although I do have to dock some points for Satan being a little too chatty, and his writing awkward and goofy--had to mute him toward the end as he wouldn't shut up.) The models and animations are quite good if you ask me, all with a BDSM flavor. I especially enjoy the butt-plug-riding knights.

If you're not into vanilla sex chess--and this is anything but--there are enjoyable game modifiers through spells that add a twist where you can lay mines, freeze or insta-kill pieces, and more.

So what are you waiting for? I assure you, the Game Over screen is worth price of admission alone.