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r9k represent   Timor-Leste
 
 
Sharks don't have lungs, but they do have to breathe oxygen to survive. Instead of breathing air, sharks get oxygen from the water that surrounds them, so they have to move around, if they stop moving for a while, they sink into the water and die. So Sharks have to move constantly from birth to death.
The same goes for you.
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I've never been more passionate about not enjoying something, thank you (not) Miyazaki
I've written a 7 page PDF File about how bad this game is. to sum it up:

The Good:
-POWER STANCING!!!!
-Bonfire ascetic mechanic
-DS2 fashion souls>>>>
-NG+ adds actual content
-One boss is good (Fume Knight)

The Bad:
-Most of the worst boss runbacks in the series are here :)
-10 000 enemies per square inch
-lock on is awful
*Slow turns, slow run, jank
*Tutorial teaches u to use lock on, but it makes the game 5x more annoying
*Locked off play makes game enjoyable, but turns a majority of bosses trivial (because
they were designed around being locked on them)
-The game is TOO. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. SLOW. [both u and enemies are snails] which could be fun but everything around level design and enemy placement makes it frustrating and anti-fun.
-Rolling feels janky [iframes tied to AGILITY (ADP) stat] {you have to specifically stat for the game to feel fair}
-Max HP decrease while repeatedly dying [yes, you killed me, you don't have to spit in my face too]
-BACKSTABS ARE AWFUL - they don’t give iframes + lock u in the animations making it a cheap way to kill you :)
*same with chest opening and ladder animations btw :]
-LIFEGEMS - added only to compensate for the awfuly slow estus drinking speed, but stack like 50 of them and you're virtually unkillable (thus so many cheap ways to kill the player are present in the game)
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ToastyCrumpet 13 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31am 
🔥 We reusing peak bosses to sell copies of our mid co-op game 🔥
Joe Pickleson Jr. 6 Nov, 2024 @ 2:52pm 
+rep retarded af :steamthumbsup:
ToastyCrumpet 28 Oct, 2024 @ 8:59am 
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
76561199200920878 26 Oct, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
dzien dobry, nazywam sie zbigniew kucharski, jestem pedalem i ekshibicjonista. uwielbiam gdy faceci wkladaja mi kutasa w dupe, a potem kaza sobie obciagac, no i oczywiscie spuszczaja mi sie do ust. bardzo podnieca mnie smak spermy, pozdrawiam!
major 21 Oct, 2024 @ 12:48am 
Happy COCKtober
Mike Ock 人權人權????fix °C 20 Oct, 2024 @ 6:37pm 
Happy COCKtober 🤪 it’s time to get spooky :auimp::aurip: with your pookie 😏 yeah how about a trick AND a treat? 😲 on the 31st you better whip out that halloweener 😂 but be careful…don’t get ghosted! 👻😅