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Recommended
7.1 hrs last two weeks / 1,953.5 hrs on record (696.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 30 Aug, 2016 @ 9:34pm
Updated: 29 Jun, 2020 @ 7:21am

CS:GO Review
I would recommend this thing for those who plays this currently trending digital entertainment called video game.

For an R16 Game, this game packed with 12 year olds who claims to have had sexual intercourse with everyone's mother. so your kids can have fun while learning the human anatomy. they would also learn some very useful phrases that would later be useful in adulthood, such as (F*CK and SH*T).

You can also make friends easily in this game, Just go to the market and buy a magical item called Knifes. Your friend list will be full of friends in no time. you will have friends from all over the world, from india, to russia. These friends will also offer you some very good items for about -100% off maket price. Students who play this game will soon see Increase in school grades, especially in english and mathematics. however, in some not-so-rare cases, these students will also aquire the ability to speak russian, chinese, hindi and japanese.

The gameplay experience for this game is also very interesting, There are variety of skill range in this game, from the best Programmed A.I in the world (BOT), to a Terminator, who can eliminate anyone with just one bullet, while looking down at the ground and doing ballet.

Overall, i would recommend this game to anyone who enjoys video game. However, it is probably best to keep your credit card away from the computer when you and/or your child is playing, as in some rare cases, may cause you and you're family to have a nice VACation under the bridge.
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