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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 3:21am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 5:08pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 12:19pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 2:45am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 6:20am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2018 @ 3:43am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 5:32am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 3:03am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 5:57am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 7:41pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 6:09pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 1:06pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 6:40am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 5:42am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 6:02am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 7:42pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 4:13pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 3:45pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2020 @ 2:54am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
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