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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 7:21pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 9:08am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 4:19am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 6:45pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 10:54am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 10:20pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2018 @ 7:43pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 9:32pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 7:03pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 9:57pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 11:41am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2017 @ 10:09am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 10:42am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 10:42am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 5:06am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 10:40pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 9:42pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2017 @ 10:02pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2017 @ 11:42am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 8:13am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 7:45am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2017 @ 6:28am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2020 @ 6:54pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
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