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Ah, Bully. GTA for people who don't like GTA. Or for bullies. And no, you are not the bully. You fight the bullies. Yes, you do beat up nerds too, which is sad, but you beat up bullies, greasers, jocks, and preppies so that you can beat up that one person everybody in the whole universe loves to hate. Gary. This game has a brilliant story, and is a very memorable experience. The one thing I don't like about this game, is the way everyone treats Petey. He's the best character, and no one can deny it. He is brilliant. So, buy this game. Yes, you have to do school but it is honestly a lot more fun than school, especially when the Art teacher is hot, the English teacher is drunk, and the Music teacher is Operah Winfrey.
9.95/10 This game actually makes the word "School" sound nice for once.

This is the best way to hate your friends forever. Apart from every Nintendo game ever.
9/10 would rage again.

Don't cross the streams, I learnt that the hard way.
8/10 would be confused and kill myself again.

It's great when a game automagically sets the graphics settings to lowest so you can play on your crappy laptop without having to think. It's also great when a game is so awesome that it takes 30 hours out of your time in a couple of days, even when you have assessments to hand in. What am I trying to say? This game is great. That's what. Even on lowest settings it looks great, thanks to the best art style in all of games. It also helps fuel my need for many screenshots of "Pis Off" signs, which is fantastic. And it lets you explode the face of a guy with 9 toes and 3 balls. And that's all on top of a brilliant array of weird weapons - such as revolvers with scimitars taped on - and too many brilliant quests and sidequests to count. And on top of all that, it has CL4P-TP - better known as Claptrap - as a main character. What else can I say about this to make you buy it now or die alone forever?

This game is crazy. You think you are doing well, then someone comes along with the biggest rocket launcher and blows you up in a fiery ball of death.
It's free, so get it. Free stuff is always good.

I cannot believe that this is in Alpha, because it is amazing. Yes, it is buggy and is missing some features, but it is so detailed already. Everything goes completely fine and then your prisoners go for yard time and start rioting, killing half the guards and 2 inmates, as well as having 2 more inmates escape. This game is so brilliant for an Alpha that if I wasn't told it wasn't Alpha, I would think this was a slightly buggy full release. Hah, it'd be better than ACU as a full release :D
10/10//10/10. You cannot get a better prison building simulator. And this is ALPHA!

If you don't have CS:S or access to the textures in some way, this game will probably be a Missing Textures simulator to you. Just a quick disclaimer before I get into the actual review.
This game is a brilliant first-person physics-based mod 'em up, by our friend Garry. But, what is a mod 'em up? Well, the possibilities are endless. Our good friend Gmod here created this genre to start getting more people into the Steam Workshop and into Modding in general. This Mod 'em up genre is essentially an ultimate sandbox, allowing anything to happen as long as the community actually cares about this concept and contributes to it. And fortunatley for us, the community has contributed massivley. Providing mods for individual weapons and props, to completely different gamemodes which alone has contributed to a large amount of Gmod players. Without this, this wouldn't be much of a game.
Now, I mentioned before that if you don't have CS:S you will suffer pink and black checker syndrome. That's because this game steals the textures and sounds from other Valve games.This makes this game a tiny download with a lot of content, which I like but does limit the person who is not a Valve fanboy.
To sum up, this isn't a good game. But, the community has made it amazing. Pick this game up and enjoy what is essentially a great community-made project.
7.5/10

This is what I like to call an:
"Top-Down shooter Beat 'em up Instantanious Death simulator"
Buy it now.

This game is brilliant. Forcing you to explode things to progress the story is a great idea and is something I love about this game. This game is very very nearly perfect, and has earnt the place as my favourite game of all time. Buy this game now and all the DLC, especially the multiplayer mod and the DLC that gives you the Quad Rocket Launcher very early in the game :D

This game gets and 69/8 because it is just too great. (Hehe, rhymes)

Buy this game NOW or you will be killed from a lack of Bolo Santosi's voice.

This game is great. Lets get the obvious points out of the way though. This game is GORGEOUS and even runs well on my crappy laptop, which is always a plus. And the gameplay is brilliant. I highly suggest a gamepad, just like for any racing game. Analog controls are great for racing games, but this one has fairly decent keyboard controls as well. The saving grace for this game which pushes it over the top of other racing games of this quality is the flashbacks. Though not as good in multiplayer, the flashbacks are absolutely brilliant in Singleplayer, allowing you to learn from your mistakes as you go along with the race. Also means that you won't have to go to the menu every time you have a big crash. Overall, this is a very well-polished racing game with some great features that makes it better than others.
8.5/10 for Singleplayer
7.5/10 for Multiplayer