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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:04pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:16am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:26am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 12:00am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:19pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 8:02pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:29am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 6:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 2:41am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 11:40pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 15 May, 2017 @ 6:28pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 15 May, 2017 @ 8:04pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 7:15pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 11:17pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:37am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 8:35pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 2:35pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 8:44pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 2:24am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 8:51pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 6:00pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 9:06pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:51am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 11:22pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:26am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 8:41pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2016 @ 9:03pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 7:07pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 9:56pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 10:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:26am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2016 @ 2:28pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 2:38pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 3:06pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:14pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2018 @ 10:37pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:00am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:15am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:03pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 10:09pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:31am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 2:06am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2016 @ 1:22am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 7:05pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 16 May, 2017 @ 7:12pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2018 @ 5:19pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 7:50pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:07pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 1:59pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 8:59pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2016 @ 11:04pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 7:16pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 3:34pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 5:21pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2017 @ 8:15pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 9:17pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 3:15pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 6:22pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 4:00pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 5:52pm

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2024 @ 8:23pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 9:35pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2017 @ 9:15pm

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 5:42pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 9:11pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 4:59pm



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)