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-MABEL
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH "TECH SUPPORT" AND THEY TOLD ME THIS: IF YOU SEE A GREEN DOT NEXT TO YOUR NAME ON FACEBOOK, THAT MEANS THE GOVERNMENT IS LISTENING TO YOUR CONVERSATIONS. 💻📱 I KNEW SOMETHING WASN’T RIGHT!!! DO NOT ACCEPT FRIEND REQUESTS FROM ANYONE NAMED JOHN SMITH OR MICRO WAVE!!! IT'S A SCAM!!!! 🤬👎
ALSO, IF YOU HAVE A DOG, PUT A SPOON IN THEIR WATER DISH. IT HELPS WITH THE 5G SIGNALS THAT ARE MESSING WITH THEIR BRAINS. 🐶🥄
THE NEWS WON’T TELL YOU THIS. STAY WOKE, FRIENDS. 💯
EDIT: Don’t bother commenting “this isn’t true” because my neighbor’s cousin’s mechanic WORKS FOR FACEBOOK and said this is legit. 👀
🛑🛑 COPY AND PASTE, DO NOT SHARE DIRECTLY, OR THE ALGORITHMS WILL KNOW!!! 🛑🛑