A list of all aspects of this game:

1. The entire game is just side missions, literally just offline The Division but slighlty less ♥♥♥♥♥.

2. The ending is completely retarded and makes you wish you hadn't spent 28 hours doing pointless side mission ♥♥♥♥♥ just to get that pish. A better ending to the game would be your character building a time machine and going back to the start and killing their past self so that they don't have to endure this boring ♥♥♥♥♥.

3. The characters in the Edens Gate cult are the only interesting thing about the game... except when you only see them once or twice in the entire game depending on what region you're in.

4. Why would the American Government (or whoever it is that sends your character into this place) send a marshall, a deputy, some lassie and a sheriff to arrest the leader of a massive cult, makes too much sense.

5. Ubisoft are ♥♥♥♥ at making games.

6. Game has a never ending supply of buggy ♥♥♥ stains all over this masterpiece.

7. Guns are genuinely worthless.

8. When you gain some notoriety in a region, the cult send planes to hunt you down and get you pure killed... except that whenever they do, eight out of ten times, the planes just crash in the middle of nowhere for absolutely no reason.

9. Fishing is damn near ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ impossible

10. The most brilliantly optimised game ever created, constantly getting frame drops even when ♥♥♥♥ all is happening on the screen.

11. Game teaches you how to get started on a path to becoming a professional serial killer with the only fun things to kill being the animals in the game.

12. Sometimes when using the wingsuit, genuinely just skiffing a branch will kill you, and other times you can go face first into cars and will survive it.

13. Game shows us just how retarded Americans really are.

10/10 - Still better than Primal

A list of all aspects of this game: 1. The entire game is just side missions, literally just offline The Division but slighlty less shite. 2. The ending is completely retarded and makes you wish you hadn't spent 28 hours doing pointless side mission shite just to get that pish. A better ending to the game would be your character building a time machine and going back to the start and killing their past self so that they don't have to endure this boring shite. 3. The characters in the Edens Gate cult are the only interesting thing about the game... except when you only see them once or twice in the entire game depending on what region you're in. 4. Why would the American Government (or whoever it is that sends your character into this place) send a marshall, a deputy, some lassie and a sheriff to arrest the leader of a massive cult, makes too much sense. 5. Ubisoft are shit at making games. 6. Game has a never ending supply of buggy cum stains all over this masterpiece. 7. Guns are genuinely worthless. 8. When you gain some notoriety in a region, the cult send planes to hunt you down and get you pure killed... except that whenever they do, eight out of ten times, the planes just crash in the middle of nowhere for absolutely no reason. 9. Fishing is damn near fucking impossible 10. The most brilliantly optimised game ever created, constantly getting frame drops even when fuck all is happening on the screen. 11. Game teaches you how to get started on a path to becoming a professional serial killer with the only fun things to kill being the animals in the game. 12. Sometimes when using the wingsuit, genuinely just skiffing a branch will kill you, and other times you can go face first into cars and will survive it. 13. Game shows us just how retarded Americans really are. 10/10 - Still better than Primal