Nah I just noticed that you are LITERALLY Kamasi Washington

yo whats up do i know you?

💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you beautiful SLUTS‼️👯😘 2024 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We re-ERECTED Daddy TRUMP 😫🗳️🤡🏛️ We SHOT a CEO 🚶🔫🚓 and ASS-tended DIDDY'S party 🧴💦😫 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ ❌ Twenty-twenty-Five 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣5️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has finally 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of TWELVE o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 cham♥♥♥♥♥ 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊

AND THEN MY COMPUTER 💻 STARTED 🆕😄 TO TO ACT 🎭 WEIRD 🤪 AND THEN HEROBRINES FACE 👧😳 POPPED 💊 UP ☝ ON 🔛 MY SCREAN AND MY COMPUTER 🖥 SHUT 😷 DOWN ⬇ AND I 👁 HAVE NEVER ❌ PLAYED 🎮 MINECRAFT ⛏ EVER 😠 AGAIN ❌😬 BECAUSE I 👈💕👁 WAS SCARED ❌😖 AND AT NIGHT 🌚 NOW EVERY 💯🤬 NIGHT 🌚 AT 3 🖱 AM I 👁 FEEL 😁 LIKE 💦👍 I 👁 CAN HEAR 👂 THE WHISPERS 🗣 OF HEROBRINE 💀😵 AND I 👁 GET 🉐❌ NIGHTMARES 💤 OF HEROBRINE 😱

AND THEN HEROBRINE 😱 FLEW ✈📴 OUT FROM THE FOG 💨 AND HE 👨 WAS BLEEDING 💉😳 HYPER 😂 REALISTIC 😳 BLOOD 💉 FROM HIS 💦 HYPER 😂 REALISTIC 😳 EYES 👀 AND HE 👥👧 SAID 💬 TO ME IN GAME 🎮🎧 THAT HE 👨 WAS GOING 🏃🏿🖤 TO KILL 🚬 ME AND THEN HE 👨 HE 👨 DISSAPEARED BACK ⬅ INTO THE FOG 💨 AND MY WORLD 🌍 WAS ACTING 🎭 REALLY 😍 WEIRD 😕 AND I 👁 WASNT IN MULTIPLAYER 😩💦🍆 I 👁 WAS IN SINGLEPLAYER SO HOW DID SOMEONE 👤 GET 🉐🇮🇹 IN MY GAME 🎮! IDK 😕.

MY NAME IS DAVID DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM DAVID THAT IS MY NAME DAVID I WANT ANOTHER DAVID WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD, THERE IS A CAR? AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHH