Recent reviews by Captain Eichelwund

Game: Good
Optimisation: Ass

Great Game, Love it

Get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game right, potatos ass servers. (edit): Uninstalled this ♥♥♥♥♥ ass game (2.edit). so close to do 911 to every house a annoying ass rl kid lives in. (3. edit), i get enemys that have been gc sind season 8 and i am champ 1 in season 15, tf is wrong with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ match making, maybe dont just use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ count from the mmr, btw: your community is toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, takes 7 searches to get a lobby were you dont get demoed 24/7. get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game right you littles ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
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(edit 4): the only thing u get as opponents are the sadest human beings on this world that just WAS u for doing nothing wrong, this community is also the biggest piece of ♥♥♥♥, how is it not possible to bann kiddys that have no clue what social human behavior is and get your lemonbattery powered potato server working.
(edit 5:) it gets wors from day to day, on somedays u cant even get more than 2 matches that u enjoy playing, so sad destroying a game that was so cool back in the days. do better epic, or do better and give the game back to psyonics (edit 6:) this game is beyond broken, not able to play for 2 hours without getting every nerve blown out of your brain. (edit 7:) uninstalled this huge load ♥♥♥♥ of a game, i give this game 2 years without changes

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