I'm sorry to disappoint yet again, but I have shed my mortal bonds of flesh and become transhuman. I am no longer primate, but post human now.
Origins are a thing of the past, the only future is gorilla entrapment.

While I understand that your lack of manners and your vile demeanor is mostly due to your Quebecois origins, I choose to be the better ape and wish you well on your path forward becoming a keeper. I pray that your newfound calling be in the chimp enclosure where the chimps would take consent-requiring actions against you, consentlessly.

I will not only not retract, but will double down. The actions the keepers took that day, were justified, and I am going through the training to become one myself.

These baseless and harmful statements only serve to confuse and mislead others, and to make them on the very same month that Harambe was martyred is absolutely distasteful . I urge you sir to retract and refrain from spreading such falsehoods and respect my identity as a gorilla.

-Rep. Tried claiming they weren't actually a gorilla

Noooo not another Harambe situation :c