Friendly Chainsaw Salesman
Roanoke, Virginia, United States
 
 
I solemnly swear to crush any and every leftist revolutionary I find, anywhere I find them. You will never be in power. You will never destroy my nation. You will never make us bow to your socialist hell.

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Friendly Chainsaw Salesman 5 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08pm 
Take it from an old guy: the ones throwing tantrums are the ones who would become oppressors in the blink of an eye. Do not be fooled by their socialist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: they want control and power.

Stay safe and have fun. Marvel Rivals drops any minute now.
Nex 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:39am 
Based
Only Inhuman 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30am 
MAGA 2024
Friendly Chainsaw Salesman 6 Nov, 2024 @ 3:41am 
Trump won. The Republicans took everything.

Cope and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seethe, lefties. Payback's gonna be a ♥♥♥♥♥.
Friendly Chainsaw Salesman 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:34pm 
Dead by Discord
Ed, Edd & Noed 30 Oct, 2024 @ 5:31pm 
tried to slug me for the entire 4 min timer w knock out, then when it didnt work he said he only lost because of discord (im solo)