Neue Rezensionen von SHIT the FUCK

Playing the first time:
Stole a Tank
Got a mission or something
Blew up everything on the way to the airport
Hijacked a plane with the grappling hook
Jumped on a military Jet in mid-air
Jet crashes into the mountains
Rolling down the side of the mountain while unable to move
Smack face first on a road
Gets hit by a car
Cars crashes and explode

Protagonist Stands up:
"Sheesh"


10/10 would steal a Tank again.

Award for the best Michael Bay simulation ever

This war-based hat and gamble simulator is filled with more cosmetic Items than actual weapons, Memes from all generations and 12 year olds that just came back from school to see how loud they can scream into a 5$ microphone.

Its also really addicting.
I havent seen the sunlight for over 1000 hours, so if you are reading this please send help.

The invention of the internet had just one purpose.
And that purpose is this mod.

Massive Multiplayer Madness,
bring Friends

When i started this Game for the first time, I got confused of so much Gun, that I decided to use all of Gun. But there just was more Gun than before, so i got really scared if there may be no end of Gun! So I sold all Gun to Gun Vending Machine to get some Money to buy more Gun. Then I killed alot of Bad Guys, but they just gave me Gun. Then I decided to buy all DLC, but then there was no limit of Gun. I never seen so much Gun in my life. Then I got hungry but i had only Gun to eat. Gun doesnt taste so bad, if you dont mind the taste of Gun. Dont try to drink Gun, that doesnt work. After i had Gun meal, i got bored of so much Gun. Maybe I could have fun with more Gun. It was great to play with Gun. Then one of my Friends asked me if this Game is worth buying it. I said: "Ye, It has Gun you know?" then he bought it and we had alot of Gun together. I found then Missions. Missions are fun too. You get good Gun from them. I recomend this Game to you if you feel that your life is missing Gun. Enjoy Gun with Friends. If you have some to share your Gun.