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Yall think this is soccer with cars.
Wrong.
This is rugby with cars with football

Kids imagination is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥

The moon is the place down under

Just Cause: Storymode

If you were looking for reason and sanity, you have come to the wrong Dungeon.

The only game where you can tell your friends unironically "I hope you get Cancer!" without being a prick.

Before you buy it:
Make sure that its on sale.

The story is a little bit short and some textures / props or puzzles are made so LAZY that you wonder why you have spent any money on it! The music is catchy and the voice acting isnt really so bad. Sadly there is not even a coop campaign in this mod.

The gameplay really tries to come close to Portal's puzzle style, but i rather would have wanted it to develop into a speedrun game in the Portal universe. The Gels give you way higher mobility then usual, but the ability to think with portals? Not really.

Now to the No.1 reason to buy this mod:
The community maps! Here is where the mod really shines. After I completed the story twice in under a hour, I was amazed with all the creativity the community spent in their maps (still alot of sh*t tho). And here you CAN actually play cooperative with your friends!

Oh yeah: we got a campaign, workshop, trading cards...

BUT WHERE ARE THE ACHIEVEMENTS???
HOW CAN I PROOVE TO ANYONE THAT I HAVE COMPLETED THIS MOD?

Its actually JC2 with a smaller map and a graphic downgrade that noone cares about because it doesnt have a multiplayer mod.

It still has explosions tho...
LOTS of explosions.

And spiderman can attach himself only to vehicles for some reason.

If you are sick of always buying a new car after you succesfully destroyed it, then this is the best solution for you.

Pay 10€ once, destroy all the vehicles forever.

Im not making money anymore :(