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2.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's very promising but also very, very rough at the moment, to the point where I currently cannot recommend it to most people until the devs put more work in. Dogwater performance, super sluggish controls, and incredibly simplistic AI that will spawn directly behind you.
Posted 5 October, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record
My favorite game of all time. Infinite replayability with the modding community. Amazing depth. Also I love Archviles, I love them so much
Posted 1 August, 2024.
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256.8 hrs on record (38.5 hrs at review time)
Co-op sandbox bliss. I love the Autocannon more than my own family.
Posted 25 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
32.2 hrs on record (22.4 hrs at review time)
I cannot recommend this game in its current state.

As of 1.0, all suspects, both delinquents in a robbery gone bad and fanatical terrorists alike, are now suicidally aggressive to the point where less-lethals are the only viable ways to get them to surrender, and even then they're less effective than in early access. Not only is this behavior unrealistic and antithetical to the scoring system incentivizing arresting suspects over killing them, but it also removes nearly all tension and unpredictability when encountering a suspect, which (IMO) is one of the main draws of a SWAT game and why they're fun. They don't flee, they barely ever hesitate, and they're coded to have a reaction time of 100ms, faster than the ~250ms average seen in humans under ideal conditions. All Void needs to do in order to remedy this is change some values in the AI config files, but given the near total radio silence from them regarding the issue I'm not sure it'll happen.

That's not the only AI problem: a considerable amount of art assets added in 1.0, as well as ALL of the subtitles, were made by AI, and it doesn't seem much quality control went into them; in fact, it seems that the AI-generated subtitles were not checked for typos at all.

Play SWAT 4 instead, it's 10 bucks on GOG.
Posted 25 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.3 hrs on record
> spawn
> try to gather stone and wood for basic tools
> get an arrow to the back, get robbed blind, and then killed
> respawn
> skull caved in by another naked with a rock in the first minute
> respawn again
> get enough resources for just one of the most basic stone tools
> arrow to the face out of nowhere, robbed, and killed again, but this time the robber is screaming racial slurs

don't even waste your time with this toxic garbage heap of a game.
Posted 16 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Left 4 Dead but without the things that made that game great.
Posted 3 March, 2023.
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18 people found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record
Abandoned by the devs and it averages ~30 players, 100 max
Posted 3 March, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
318.9 hrs on record (315.9 hrs at review time)
It was fun... half a decade ago.
Posted 25 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.5 hrs on record
Reinstalled for the first time in ~2 years. As soon as I logged in I was immediately thrown into the first story mission from the witch queen expansion, with zero plot context whatsoever. All the enemies are brain-dead bullet sponges, the user interface is confusing beyond belief, and I had no idea what I was supposed to do.

Maybe I would've enjoyed this game if I'd played since the very beginning, before Bungie deleted the campaign.
Posted 25 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (15.5 hrs at review time)
You can literally eat the rich and then sell their organs for money
Posted 3 February, 2023.
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