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ㅤ* My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, as long as he didn't take it out of my yard.
ㅤ* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
ㅤ* A man goes into a bar and says, "Can I have a bottle of less?"
"What's that?", asks the barman, "Is it the name of a beer?"
"I don't know", replies the man, "but my doctor says I have to drink it."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!