Cabletwitch
Mike   Buffalo, New York, United States
 
 
In the thick of battle when all seems bleak and the end seems all but nigh, you want someone couragous, strong and determined right there with you.

Cable is absolutely none of these.

When it comes down to it, either shouting abuse at useless teammates (Who have inevitably wandered off to stare at a wall texture halfway across the map, leaving him to fend off the murderous and vindictive OpFor all by himself), or selflessly ensuring the enemy waste their bullets on an easy-to-kill target armed with nothing more than a pop gun, a rabbit-in-the-headlights expression and a pair of soiled underpants, Cable is THE player you've always wanted... on the other team.

Bringing the angst, rage and bitter sarcasm to whatever group he's currently managed to weasel himself into, Cable is first and foremost a co-op style player. That is, assuming the other players are in fact co-operating, and not running off to leave him by himself again...
Currently Offline
Owen4McCarthy 11 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20pm 
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!
Cabletwitch 16 Dec, 2016 @ 12:13pm 
What's this bollocks? Bah humbug!
MinimanAndy 16 Dec, 2016 @ 12:10pm 
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Cabletwitch 22 Oct, 2016 @ 12:32pm 
So much murder...
MinimanAndy 21 Oct, 2016 @ 1:26pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Cabletwitch 19 Oct, 2016 @ 3:30pm 
I am going to murder Andy for this...