HHH crucified Jesus, started both world wars, sunk the titanic, assassinated JFK, destroyed the twin towers and caused the famines in africa! But thanks to his almighty [backstage powers] and his sledgehammer of doom there's nothing anybody can do to stop his evil doings!

<3

Sometimes, I contemplate life, and then lie on the floor pretending to be a carrot.

Not a problem, mate. Stay safe for me, alright?

Hey Gray! Sorry I never came back, I got the cops called on me cause apparently public wifi isn't for losers like me :D

Not to worry though, I'm not in jail or anything.

Maaaaaaagnificent microwave casserole.