Was having a lovely day at the beach with the wife and kids until I was blinded by a beam of light bounced off of this guys head. My kids are currently in for their third lasik surgery of the year and this dude has denied any responsibility and refused to pay for their medical bills. Disgusting behaviour 0/10 never going to the beach again

One day it was raining, we decided to have a nice romantic dinner in his room and sink two bottles of wine. one of us had an Einstein like idea (me ofc), and i suggested lets shave your head. Since then Boilrig is the splitting image of Johnny Sinns. I created this Giga Chad.