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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,948.0 hrs on record (1,366.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Mar, 2022 @ 6:16am
Updated: 25 Apr, 2022 @ 3:22pm

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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I've played many MMOs:

- Runescape
- Maplestory
- Mabinogi
- WoW (for a bit)
- Elder Scrolls Online
- Dungeons and Dragons Online
- B.Y.O.N.D. Games
- Final Fantasy XIV
- Lost Ark
- Blade & Soul
- FLYFF
- And others

This game, I think, is the best MMO I have ever played in my life.

There is so many things to do in this game. Main story, job quests, CASINOOOOOOO, Blue Mage, side quests, housing (lol), chocobos, raiding, dungeons, soundtracks, minions, mounts, CRAFTING CLASSES.

I'm not even exaggerating. There's a stupid amount of stuff to do and let me just say, the community is all over the place but they're super open to new people and you'll find plenty of people to help you or just to chat honestly. The immersion can go as deep as you want. There are people (including my wife) who made Twitter accounts for their FFXIV OCs because they love FFXIV so much they don't want to spam everyone's twitter for those that don't play FFXIV.

When it comes to the story quality from best to worst:
- Endwalker
- Shadowbringer
- Heavensward
- Stormblood
- Base Game

The base game feels like a slog, but I would recommend not to skip anything because kind of how One Piece's story gets better the longer you stay with them as you build your family and learn their story, quirks, motivations, and bond-building experiences making painful parts hit that much harder. So much harder. (One Piece Marineford Arc Spoiler) When Ace died in One Piece (if you watched it/read it) if you didn't at least tear up, walk to the nearest fire cause your heart needs to thaw. There are moments sort of similar to that where ♥♥♥♥ just goes down. And hey, just cause Stormblood is near the bottom, it doesn't mean it's bad by any means. Traveling is annoying, but the story is great.

The game is great guys, go for it, don't be scared. Join our grand cult of catpeople, dargonpeople, bunnypeople, potats, fishpeople, tall zeldas and normies.

Edit:

Put in a spoiler warning for the One Piece bit (thanks and sorry Vegitto :') )

Edit 2:

69 found this helpful, lets goooooo

OKAY, NO MORE FINDING IT HELPFUL, LETS GO FOR 69 FUNNY

Edit 3:

@Eboy, working on that, thanks for the feedback.
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6 Comments
Freya 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:52am 
I really hate when people write reviews in that way. Like, just say what you think about it in a smooth way, you don't need to put a lot of charts with dozens of options in each just so that you can add a ":ok_ay:" in a box to show which one you think a game deserves in each category.

Like, you aren't a Starbucks employee where you need to use a sharpie to mark squares on a cup for your clients.
Ruby 23 Apr, 2022 @ 9:57pm 
Everything that this guy said is true.
Yota 20 Apr, 2022 @ 6:51am 
How the fuck did I find a one piece spoiler on steam???
MegaT 18 Apr, 2022 @ 1:30pm 
This review maybe the reason for me to start playing
Vegitto™ 15 Apr, 2022 @ 6:55am 
Bro, put spoilers on the one piece bit XD there are fledglings out there ;)
Remington [//] Noise of War 2 Apr, 2022 @ 7:13am 
As a person who has over 1,000 hours in this game, and who has completed all the Main Scenario (primary story-line) quests, I can say this entire review is true!