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You put some water in the pot and place it on the heat.
You wait for the water to boil...
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...
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It's boiling.
You place the noodles into the pot.
4 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
3 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
2 minutes left until the noodles are finished.
1 minute left until the noodles are finished.
The noodles are finished.
... they don't taste very good.
You add the flavor packet.
That's better.
Not great, but better.
You ate the Instant Noodles
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