thx gorgeous

Happy holidays gorgeous.

thx

just passing by to say happy day for u being gay! <3

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The noodles are finished.
... they don't taste very good.
You add the flavor packet.
That's better.
Not great, but better.
You ate the Instant Noodles

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happy holidays!!!!

Happy Holidays! <3

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Cheats against old people

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LOL

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This guy gets more ♥♥♥♥♥ than my lesbian grandmother

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dont remind me

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Highlight the numbers
Press Ctrl + F
Then press 9

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We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
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Please respond back to us using your old email:
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Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I'm a pro gamer and I could have been a Global Elite in CS:GO if I wasn't capped by my computer. I was the best PvPer in World of Warcraft, best in CoD, UO and CS:S. I have a confirmed K/D ratio of 3.0 in every game I play. I am the top keyboard warrior in all of the current gaming generation. I always hit my enemy, they never see me first and that's all because my CPU, RAM and GFX card all play a part in the unrelenting hell I bring down on stupid non-gamers like you. You don't know ♥♥♥♥ about computers or video games, you have no idea what you're talking about. You're not even smart enough to be on my friends list. Learn about computers before even talking to me, kiddo.

Your Word is ♥♥♥♥♥♥faggot. Excuse me?

A BIG LOAD OF P E N uts