5 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 22.6 hrs on record
Posted: 4 May, 2024 @ 9:20pm

There are so many things I can say about this game, like how empty it is, how little it innovates, how most of the game world is useless trash, but I think I can best describe part of the issue with this game with a part of the credits.

Two people are ever credited as writers in the credits. Two. That's like trying to get a shot glass to fill up an ocean. It doesn't matter how good your game looks or your mechanics if there's no game to play, no *good* story to experience, no standout locations or quests, almost nothing. The quest I remember the most is the Mantis quest, and that's just because it's good loot. You have so little quests and story to experience here compared to the rest of the universe that it makes Fallout 4 look like the garden of Eden it's so dead. This game makes Breath of the Wild look like a city builder it's so dead. This game makes Banjo Kazooie nuts and bolts look like a Rockstar game it's so dead. The lead writer, *allegedly* has such an ego that bro can't stomach more than one other person on the team. "My way" type of nonsense.

As that one YouTuber said, you can't make a pizza and put the pepperoni and the cheese and the sauce on only the first bite. You've got an ocean of dough that isn't even remotely filled.

Also update your engine please oh my goodness it's about time y'all, Bethesda is the king of half measures and they half measured their upgrade.
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