Senaste recensioner av Local Chaos Sorcerer

Jokes on you, game, I don't NEED time travel to lose!

Sometimes I wonder if I made the right choice, it's been a few years.

Wah wah panties wah wah

Forgot this was an assassins creed game, it's that good.

Because of this game i'm several thousand dollars deep into a Tabletop Wargaming hobby!
Thanks, Relic Entertainment!

38 failed campaigns and I still can't take Ironman off
Love you XCOM

47 campaigns later, I have won the game.

(Gift from my brother, love you bro)
Short and sweet review, fantastic piece of work. I'm honestly thrilled at the Fortress of Doom, it's a gift from id I never knew I needed. Feels like a direct improvement on 2016 DOOM and honestly they had a finely cut gem there too.

I see a lot of complaints about the NEON hud, I don't think it's that bright and flashy. I have a large display so I personally am not affected by this "clutter". The sounds are all very powerful, the Cacodemon eye glory kill might be a little bit too "kiddish" but I don't mind it. I could see myself buying the first year pass, id really put some good work into this.

Claire is a bumbling idiot but she cute so it's ok

Be Me, Gordon Freeman. Not my first day on the job. Working in Anomalous Materials, trigger a Resonance Cascade. Nearly kill everybody in this facility. Military is called, they die too. No big deal.
Stepping into an elevator, working in the Blast Silos, trying to get this alien thing out of my way, I decide to look at my phone to lull out this long elevator ride.
The elevator crashes, plunging me into a vat of toxic waste, unable to swim my way out in time before the radiation and lack of oxygen kill me.
Don't use your phone at the workplace. It can cost you your life.

the grind never ends
(they took my house)