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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:46am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:58am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2014 @ 7:22am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 10:45am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:54am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2014 @ 10:20am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 10:05am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 6:30am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 8:17am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2014 @ 6:25am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2014 @ 8:38am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2014 @ 10:09am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 11:47am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 8:52am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 6:18am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 9:12am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2014 @ 5:07am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 5:43am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 12:33pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 7:30am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 7:38am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 11:56am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 12:02pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2014 @ 5:08am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 5:30am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 10:21am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2014 @ 7:22am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 7:40am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 7:20am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2014 @ 5:10am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2014 @ 6:59am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2014 @ 10:21am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 10:26am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2014 @ 7:22am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 11:37am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:37am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:45am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 10:24am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 12:59pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:26am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 9:46pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:56am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 5:20am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 5:16am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:36am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:37am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:35am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 5:09am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2014 @ 11:07am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:26am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2018 @ 11:47am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 9:49am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 4:45am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 11:05am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2014 @ 9:26am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2014 @ 7:22am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 11:03am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2014 @ 7:23am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2014 @ 11:48am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 1:17am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 2:46am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 3:09am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2018 @ 9:44pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2015 @ 1:46am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2015 @ 3:07am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2018 @ 9:15am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 10:38am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2018 @ 10:37am



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
12 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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