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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.46

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.58

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 7.1.2014 klo 7.22

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 2.12.2014 klo 10.45

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.54

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 11.1.2014 klo 10.20

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 10.05

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 9.1.2014 klo 6.30

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 9.1.2014 klo 8.17

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 10.1.2014 klo 6.25

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 11.1.2014 klo 8.38

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 11.1.2014 klo 10.09

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 14.1.2014 klo 11.47

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 8.52

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 6.12.2014 klo 6.18

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 6.12.2014 klo 9.12

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 10.1.2014 klo 5.07

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 5.43

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 4.12.2014 klo 12.33

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 9.1.2014 klo 7.30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 7.12.2014 klo 7.38

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 14.1.2014 klo 11.56

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 4.12.2014 klo 12.02

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 10.1.2014 klo 5.08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 5.30

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 2.12.2014 klo 10.21

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 7.1.2014 klo 7.22

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 9.1.2014 klo 7.40

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 7.12.2014 klo 7.20

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 10.1.2014 klo 5.10

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 10.1.2014 klo 6.59

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 11.1.2014 klo 10.21

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 2.12.2014 klo 10.26

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 7.1.2014 klo 7.22

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 9.1.2014 klo 11.37

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.37

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 4.12.2014 klo 4.45

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 10.12.2014 klo 10.24

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 3.12.2014 klo 12.59

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 4.12.2014 klo 4.26

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 23.6.2018 klo 21.46

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.56

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 5.20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 5.16

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.36

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 8.35

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 5.09

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 9.1.2014 klo 11.07

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 4.12.2014 klo 4.26

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 20.2.2018 klo 11.47

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 17.12.2013 klo 9.49

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 21.12.2013 klo 4.45

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 2.12.2014 klo 11.05

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 6.12.2014 klo 9.26

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 7.1.2014 klo 7.22

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 2.12.2014 klo 11.03

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 7.1.2014 klo 7.23

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 14.1.2014 klo 11.48

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 21.4.2015 klo 1.17

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 21.4.2015 klo 2.46

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 23.4.2015 klo 3.09

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 23.6.2018 klo 21.44

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 22.4.2015 klo 1.46

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 23.4.2015 klo 3.07

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 17.10.2018 klo 9.15

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 16.10.2018 klo 10.38

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 16.10.2018 klo 10.37



Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
18 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
12 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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