Its a religion called Waideism
Rules:
1. Smonk Waide atleast ONCE a day at 4:20pm or 4:20am
- if you smonk during 4:20 pm and am you will get extra luck and protection from our Waide god and Our Osama Bin Waide god.
2. if you stop smonking waide you will be executed in any way our god Osama Bin Waide or Abu TST wants you to be.
3. You must remember to only smonk waide, NOT WEED. This is because waide is fed with holy Hg and is fertilised with some shaved or shredded U.
4. If you want you can smonk waide after takeing a form of bleach, but not windex. Mr.Muscle antibacteria multipurpose spray can be drank before smonking
5. The only company that makes proper waide and has been checked constantly for some time and will be checked untill it stops produceing waide is Mauris Creatores which is located in Waideland (Jamaica).
6. You must learn how to speak our language and speak it when saying important words that you must know, and that includes useing the word smonk instead of smoke.