Welcome to the UG:G FHBT. We Bring The Knowledge.

Our group has only 3 rules:

1. Never turn your back on the enemy.

2. Wetting of the trousers will NOT be tolerated at any time.

3. No nose-pickin' while engaged with the enemy.


And remember that the Official perks of Membership include the Following (Subject to Supply):

- Buy 1 get 1 free Hard Tack every Thursday.

- Girls! Girls! Girls! (and by "Girls!", we mean "Typhoid!")

- 9 out of 10 employers of UG:G FHBT members rate said employees as "above average, but usually tardy due to lack of sleep".

- Free lap dances courtesy of Ozcat (given by him, of course).

- Having a completely unique and cool custom designed UG:G FHBT Group Logo on your profile page.

- Membership has also been known to cure the following: The Common Cold, Dyspepsia, Halitosis, Gray Hair, Jimmy Legs, Bad Luck with the Ladies, Insomnia, Hangovers, Cat Scratch Fever, Forgetting Why You Walked Into A Room, Erectile Dysfunction and most importantly...A lack of obscure Civil War Knowledge.