Full of dirty knees

How can four pudgy muppets espouse the myriad values of a complex socioeconomic system like communism? Through the same simple imagery the show uses to reach small children -- colors and size, used to illustrate the dialectic nature of the evolution of communist thought and so-called "progress."

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your custard, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty tubby... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of edible substance...
But tubbing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Pungie? To join those esteemed tubby ranks? To call yourself a member of The Tubby Pungies? Tubbying takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Pungies- I mean the big guys, like Tinky Winky, LaLa and Po- they're out there day and night, burning the midnight tubby toast, working tirelessly to craft that next big custard.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new custard fails. Someone dismisses it as tasteless, or says it's "bland," or ignores it as they cook up the latest recipe dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate chefs over in the Michelin guide. The Tubby Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan custard you cook up in your custard kitchen, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at Cbeebies has a new show of those tweenies or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different steam accounts will attach a milion different cartoons to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᵗʸᵖᵉ LUL ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ

Teletubby Communism[telecommie.tripod.com]