Praise the Trololo!

This religion is free for everyone, there isn't any kind of barriers.

Rules:

1. If you see an Absol, you must cuddle him. Feel the fur. Then shave it.
2. You must sing 5 times a day the Trololo song looking at St.Petersburg.
3. You must learn the technic of TROLOLOLO AHAHAHA.
4. Obligatory having 5 kg of hair gel every day.
5. Kodiak must be insulted once a day. No exception.

(this group is not serious) (this does not praise the user, praise a religion)