Съ нами Богъ! - God is with us!

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~I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to
help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough
Les Dawson

~Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill

~The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the
walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

~ “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”
Earl Wilson

~Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

~Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

~Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

~I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Mark Twain

~Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous

~You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark


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