We have an Atomic yule log just because it the only way to get Segway was the abbreviation

All right, I've been thinking. When Valve gives you Hats, don't Wear Them. Make Valve take the Hats back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN HATS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE VALVE'S MANAGER! Make Gabe RUE the day he thought he could give CAVE JOHNSON HATS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE HATS! I'm gonna get my engineer to invent a combustible Hat that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"