Follow the Rules

Members:

Scarrazichi: Famed for the 200IQ landmine play. Last seen ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ himself in the name of freedom.

Hazard: Frowns so much his eyebrows have joined together. Last seen baiting noobs by playing obnoxiously loud Shrek fan-fiction outside their base.

Rincewind: Creator of the rules. Will attempt to use the same joke over and over again until it is dead, and will then keep using it. Last seen cosplaying Harry Potter for his girlfriend.
Force of Poop = Mass of poop X Acceleration of Poop. And oh boy does the poop accelerate.

Primal Kangaroo: If compared to a film, it would most likely be 50 Shades of Hostel. Last seen being frustatingly loveable.

CooliceT: A 10 man army in 1 man, and not in a bad night out in Portsmouth kind of way.

Scrappycoco: Likes bear traps too much. Last seen humping a blow-up Stuart Little doll.

Soodypop: Soodypop soodypop soodypop. Lost to AA.

Syanide: Basically an American Gollum.

Stz*: Merci... de rien... Oui. Loves some good nods. L'architecte. Has an irrational dislike of baklava.

Geert: Banned from flying helicopters. Performed the most infamous code raid. The True King of Goblins. Last seen calling ur mom gay!

Cabbage Guy: Probably likes cabbage. Goobles up loot faster than a henry hoover. Last seen 1 taping nakeds from 600m with his m249.

Mills: IRN-BRU!!!! [In angry Scottish voice]



Honourable Mentions

Jonathon Hills: Last seen counter-raiding his own clan. Pleb.

D4RYL: Specialises in annoying noobs running around rad towns.

TheRedGoon: Spent an hour describing the noises his skittles make.

Fob: An Irish guy.

1. Throw grenades at doors.
2. Get headshots.
3. Don't get headshot.
4. Use brain.