Raptor Jesus, The Real Messiah

Repent! The Velocirapture is around the corner and only those with the most succulent livers will be saved!
Raptor Jesus has come before, and he will come again, so it's best to be prepared. This can be done through regular worship of the messiah, rituals include; drinking any kind of diet soda, AWP-ing, Mini-Sentry-ing, listening to any 'Rammstein' song at full volume (this is belived to cleanse one's soul), and eating lots of red meat.

Remeber! Raptor Jesus Whent Extinct For Your Sins!