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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you filthy scrub? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Memes and Noscoping, and Ive been involved in numerous secret 360scopes on MLG-Mountain, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Shrek warfare and Im the top noscoper in the Faze clan and Optic gaming. You are nothing to me but just another filthy casual. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with memes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, bruh. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of airhorns across the Faze clan campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the doritos and mountain dew, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, scrub. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can noscope you in over 420 ways, and thats just with my bare blunts. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to my mother who will get the camera and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lvl1 rogue. I will ♥♥♥♥ doritos and mountain dew all over you and you will drown in it. Get rekt, filthy casual.

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Got bored, Parodied Stitches for CSGO

12 March, 2016 - Doctor Dink | 0 Comments

"Flashes"

I thought that I'd been knived before
But no one's ever left me quite this sore
Your huntsman cut deeper than my falchion
Now I need someone to carry me back to GN1

Got a feeling that I'm going eco
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling out lit 99
And move on

You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
Spraying, crouching onto my knees
And now that I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing kevlar
Throwing flashes at myself
Peeking, begging you to come help
And now that I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing kevlar
Just like a Silver drawn to a decoy
Oh, you baited me in, I couldn't sense the pain
Your bitter awp cold to the touch
Now I'm gonna reap what I sow
I'm left going eco on my own

Got a feeling that I'm going eco
But I know that I'll make it out alive
If I quit calling out lit 99
And move on

You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
Spraying, crouching onto my knees
And now that I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing kevlar
Throwing flashes at myself,
Peeking, begging you to come help
And now that I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing kevlar

[x3:]
CT in the site,
Gotta kick you out of my team
CT in the site,
Gonna wind up dead

CT in the site,
Gotta kick you out of my site, kick you out of my site

You watch me bleed until I can't breathe
Spraying, crouching onto my knees (crouching on my knees)
And now that I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing stitches (and I'll be needing stitches)
Tripping over myself,
Peeking, begging you to come help (begging, "Blue, please.")
And now that I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing kevlar

(And now that)
I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing kevlar
(And now that)
I'm without your flashes
I'll be needing kevlar